{"product_id":"blacklist-034-poison-pill","title":"Blacklist 034: Poison Pill","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLACKLIST 034: POISON PILL™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003ecyano-birdine 034mg · surface-marking tablet for the terminal treatment of chronic bogey syndrome\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eACTIVE INGREDIENT\u003c\/strong\u003e - solid copper (machined and hand-finished, left to breathe so it patinas with every round you play).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINLAY\u003c\/strong\u003e - dual-chamber capsule core in black and pink, individually laid in two halves and fused by hand, capped with a raised brass nameplate struck with the skull-and-crossbones poison mark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOATING\u003c\/strong\u003e - darkened, brushed satin copper face, beveled edge. Brass skull inlay high-polished. The contrast is the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e - Apply one (1) marker to green as needed. The dorsal score line breaks the dose - or lines up your putt. Do not exceed one birdie per hole. Non-drowsy. Fully lethal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDOSAGE\u003c\/strong\u003e - 1.5\" L × 0.75\" W × 0.29\" thick · ~30g. Copper sits heavier than steel - dead weight in the palm, dead flat on the green.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNINGS\u003c\/strong\u003e - May cause lowered scores, unbearable confidence, and requests from your foursome. Habit-forming. Keep out of reach of anyone still pressing a plastic ballmark into the green. Verso bears my signature and this piece's number - 1 through 30, no two alike - under the Kraken seal. Proof of authenticity, not a coincidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSUPPLY\u003c\/strong\u003e - One-time prescription. Thirty units dispensed, then the shelf goes dark. No reorders, no restock, no exceptions. The design retires the moment the last bottle leaves the Den.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRx only. Dispensed from The Den.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips sealed in its pill bottle with the Promenade - the certificate that confirms yours was hand-made, hand-numbered, and discontinued.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kraken Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55735965221032,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0009\/6803\/2316\/files\/poison-pill-front.jpg?v=1783697217","url":"https:\/\/www.krakengolf.com\/products\/blacklist-034-poison-pill","provider":"Kraken Golf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}