Blacklist 034: Poison Pill
Blacklist 034: Poison Pill
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BLACKLIST 034: POISON PILL™
cyano-birdine 034mg · surface-marking tablet for the terminal treatment of chronic bogey syndrome
ACTIVE INGREDIENT - solid copper (machined and hand-finished, left to breathe so it patinas with every round you play).
INLAY - dual-chamber capsule core in black and pink, individually laid in two halves and fused by hand, capped with a raised brass nameplate struck with the skull-and-crossbones poison mark.
COATING - darkened, brushed satin copper face, beveled edge. Brass skull inlay high-polished. The contrast is the point.
DIRECTIONS - Apply one (1) marker to green as needed. The dorsal score line breaks the dose - or lines up your putt. Do not exceed one birdie per hole. Non-drowsy. Fully lethal.
DOSAGE - 1.5" L × 0.75" W × 0.29" thick · ~30g. Copper sits heavier than steel - dead weight in the palm, dead flat on the green.
WARNINGS - May cause lowered scores, unbearable confidence, and requests from your foursome. Habit-forming. Keep out of reach of anyone still pressing a plastic ballmark into the green. Verso bears my signature and this piece's number - 1 through 30, no two alike - under the Kraken seal. Proof of authenticity, not a coincidence.
SUPPLY - One-time prescription. Thirty units dispensed, then the shelf goes dark. No reorders, no restock, no exceptions. The design retires the moment the last bottle leaves the Den.
Rx only. Dispensed from The Den.
Ships sealed in its pill bottle with the Promenade - the certificate that confirms yours was hand-made, hand-numbered, and discontinued.
