CONDENSED - Timascus Golf Ball Marker

🐙 CONDENSED - The Den · 100 Units · Den Drop

Every group has the one guy who barely talks on the first tee. By the turn, everyone understands why.

Condensed is a can of whoop ass. Kraken brand, red label, ready to serve. Shelf-stable and opened only when necessary. It's the most honest thing you'll ever put down on a green.

The body is Timascus: layers of titanium, forged together and heat-colored until blue, violet and bronze run through it like grain through wood. No two pieces show the same pattern. The one you get has never existed before and will never exist again.

Set into it is the label in two metals. Stainless steel carries the can: the script, the red textured field, the Kraken mark seal, WHOOP engraving where everyone can read it. Beside it sits a brass panel cut with machined diagonal hatch and a stamped tag, KRKN EST. / 2018, like the fine print on the back of the can. One side is for the table. The other is for whoever looks closer.

The scalloped edge gives your thumb something to work on the walk up. Set it behind your ball and let the label do the talking. This golf ball marker doesn't make threats. It just shows up already opened.

At 22 grams, it's lighter than it looks. Timascus is like that. So is the guy carrying it.

One hundred exist, because one hundred is what one man can craft, inlay, finish and box. When they're gone, Condensed joins the originals in the Vault and this version is never opened again.

The can, reopened.

The can of whoop ass was one of the first things Kraken ever made. In the early days, before the Den had a name and before anyone was waiting on a Tuesday, it was one of the drops people talked about. It sold out, it went to the Vault, and it hasn't come back since.

That was four years ago. The originals rarely change hands now, and when they do, it's to someone who already knows what they're holding.

Condensed is not a reissue. The old files stay buried. This is a new can built from new metals: Timascus where there used to be stainless, three metals where there used to be one face. It's the same contents, aged four years.

The people who were here at the beginning will recognize the label. Everyone else is about to find out what was in it.

Most golfers mark their ball with whatever came free in a sleeve. You mark yours with a can of whoop ass.

🎯 SPECS & FEATURES

• Timascus body, layered titanium with a heat-colored blue, violet and bronze pattern. Every piece is unique.
• Stainless steel can inlay with red textured label field and Kraken mark seal
• Brass back-of-can inlay, engraved diagonal hatch with KRKN EST. / 2018 stamped tag
• Scalloped edge for grip
• 1.35" diameter × 0.1875" thick · 22g
• Golf ball marker and everyday carry piece
• Ships with its numbered Promenade, our certificate of authenticity
• Limited to 100 units. Design permanently retired after this drop.

Concentrated. Shelf-stable. Opened only when necessary.