PROFESSOR PARADOX TEE - BONE

$59.00 USD

Sale Archived — no longer in production

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Color Ivory

Size s m l xl xxl xxxl

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Size Chart

S: Length 26⅗ / Width 17½

M: Length 28 / Width 19½

L: Length 29⅖ / Width 21¼

XL: Length 30¾ / Width 23

2XL: Length 31⅗ / Width 25

3XL: Length 32½ / Width 27

Apparel Fit

Relaxed classic fit with a sturdy, heavyweight feel. Size down for a cleaner fit; true-to-size for an easy, standard fit.

Apparel Care

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low (or hang dry to keep the print crisp). Do not iron directly on graphics.

Apparel Fabric

100% Cotton

For golfers who don't play by inherited rules.

Some people want instructions. Others want permission.
Professor Paradox is for the second type-the golfer who trusts the weird idea, takes the risky line, and doesn't ask the group chat first.

This tee is stripped down on purpose: a bold black front hit, nothing on the back, and just enough signal in the details to mark it as Kraken. The sleeve patch carries the coordinates like a quiet stamp of origin-Acushnet, not as a place, but as a mindset.