Birdiedryl Ball Marker
Birdiedryl Ball Marker
No Bogey Guarantee - Risk-Free, Every Order
No Bogey Guarantee - Risk-Free, Every Order
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BIRDIEDRYL™
diphenhydra-birdie 99mg · surface-marking tablet
for the on-course treatment of chronic bogey syndrome
ACTIVE INGREDIENT - 303 stainless steel (surgical-grade, machined and hand-finished in-house)
INLAY - precision multi-material pink capsule core, individually laid and fused, capped with a raised stainless nameplate
COATING - brushed satin face, beveled ... inlay is high polished
DIRECTIONS - Apply one (1) marker to green as needed. The dorsal score line breaks the dose - or lines up your putt. Do not exceed one birdie per hole. Non-drowsy. Fully lethal.
DOSAGE - 1.5" L × 0.75" W × 0.29" thick · 19g. Sits heavy in the hand, flat on the green.
WARNINGS - May cause lowered scores, unbearable confidence, and requests from your foursome. Habit-forming. Keep out of reach of anyone still using a plastic ballmark. Verso bears the Kraken seal - your proof of authenticity, not a coincidence.
SUPPLY - One-time prescription. Once this lot is dispensed, it is never refilled. No reorders, no restock, no exceptions. The design retires the moment the shelf empties.
Rx only. The Den.
Ships with its Promenade - the certificate that confirms yours was hand-made, numbered, and discontinued.
