Just what the doctor prescribed!!
Birdiedryl Ball Marker
Birdiedryl Ball Marker
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$125.00 USD
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$125.00 USD
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No Bogey Guarantee - Risk-Free, Every Order
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 8 reviews.
Phenomenal build. Outstanding piece. Den drops are amazing.
Used it today, loved it! Made my friends jealous. And scored a birdie. The marker works.
A fun item for someone with allergies that can definitely relate. Birdiedryl already producing results in practice!
Cool piece, easy to spot on the green.
My prescription arrived in Scotland and waited patiently until it was needed. All square on 18…3 feet for a birdie and a win. There’s only 1 thing that guarantees victory. The Kraken prescribes a single dose of BIRDIEDRYL. The effects are immediate and irreversible, as are the side effects. The win is inevitable. My opponent crushed because he slept whilst I arrived early to the den.
This is my 6th purchase and have felt the same way every time I receive my product. The build quality is perfect. Each piece is a show stopper and Kracken products continue to be conversation pieces on the greens. The most recent product arrive with custom themed packaging which just goes to show that they value their product’s presentation and take pride in their work. I am waiting patiently to see what the next drop brings.
Great quality and packaging was next level!
BIRDIEDRYL™
diphenhydra-birdie 99mg · surface-marking tablet
for the on-course treatment of chronic bogey syndrome
ACTIVE INGREDIENT - 303 stainless steel (surgical-grade, machined and hand-finished in-house)
INLAY - precision multi-material pink capsule core, individually laid and fused, capped with a raised stainless nameplate
COATING - brushed satin face, beveled ... inlay is high polished
DIRECTIONS - Apply one (1) marker to green as needed. The dorsal score line breaks the dose - or lines up your putt. Do not exceed one birdie per hole. Non-drowsy. Fully lethal.
DOSAGE - 1.5" L × 0.75" W × 0.29" thick · 19g. Sits heavy in the hand, flat on the green.
WARNINGS - May cause lowered scores, unbearable confidence, and requests from your foursome. Habit-forming. Keep out of reach of anyone still using a plastic ballmark. Verso bears the Kraken seal - your proof of authenticity, not a coincidence.
SUPPLY - One-time prescription. Once this lot is dispensed, it is never refilled. No reorders, no restock, no exceptions. The design retires the moment the shelf empties.
Rx only. The Den.
Ships with its Promenade - the certificate that confirms yours was hand-made, numbered, and discontinued.
